Last week, Japanese scientists explaced… placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. What, do you think money grows on trees in this family? Take it back! And get some Pampers for you and your brother while you’re at it. Napoleon, you know we can’t afford the fun pack. Too bad, she said she doesn’t want you here when she gets back because you’ve been ruining everybody’s lives and eating all our steak. How long did it take you to grow that mustache? ~ Napoleon Dynamite Besides, we both know that I’m training to be a cage fighter. Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day.

I could make that much money in five seconds! ~ Napoleon Dynamite Kip bring me my Chapstick! ~ Napoleon Dynamite (Takes a bottle of Gatorade from the refrigerator and stops short) Who are you? ~ Napoleon Dynamite. Girls only like guys who have great skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bo hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Plus you’re like the only guy at school who has a mustache. And you’re really good at hooking up with chicks. ~ Uncle Rico.īut my lips hurt real bad! ~ Napoleon Dynamite. Ohhhh, man I wish I could go back in time. I already made, like, infinity of those at scout camp. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I’m pretty good with a bo staff. You know, there’s like a butt-load of gangs at this school. Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.

~ Napoleon Dynamite.ĭang! You got shocks, pegs lucky! You ever take it off any sweet jumps? ~ Napoleon Dynamite. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. Does that mean you think you’re fat? Cause you’re not. Is there anyone else here? I’m trying to save money for college. Whatever I feel like I wanna do! Gosh! ~ Napoleon Dynamite.

I’m not gonna use hers, you sicko! ~ Napoleon Dynamite. Ruin my life and make me look like a freakin’ idiot! ~ Napoleon Dynamite. Napoleon Dynamite is a popular comedy film from the United States that was released in 2004.

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